One of the things that helped me the most with Captain Jack was a book by Bernard Moitessier, and it’s where I found the last line for the first Pirates movie. The writers were stumped and they’d say, “Well, what about this?” And nothing seemed to click. I was reading this Moitessier book on sailing the Earth, and he had written about how the ultimate for a sailor was the horizon, which you never get to, which is why it keeps pushing you forward. I thought, That’s it! That’s it! So I went to them and said, “I’ve got a line for you: ‘Bring me that horizon.’” And they looked at it and went, “Nah, that’s not it.” But about 45 minutes later, they came to me and went, “That’s the line.”

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, loser.





Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass

I’d watch that porn.